libraries are brothels for the mind

The Guardian has a “how to” section about how to use a library. Required reading for bibliophiles or just the book-curious.

In most libraries, there is a section of large-print books. The print is so large, in fact, that most of the text has to be removed. For example, in 100 Years Of Solitude, you’ll be lucky to get 40 Years Of Moderate Loneliness.