“[W]hile I’m here on campus, my life is totally going to revolve around that library. “
“Fucking Dewey decimal, man. It’s tight.” Well, yeah, but what university uses Dewey? Psh.
Northwestern, for one. I’m pretty sure this character in the McSweeney’s thing is a Northwestern athlete, since those guys can’t be too excited about athletics.
The University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign, too. Mostly.